Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

I made a recipe for the perfect troll thread. First you take an ounce of ground up troll, then you add a splash of shitty thread and voila. Also adding freshly peppered false rumors and some powdered touchy questions adds a lot of flavour, according to The-Condor.

Updated: 10/11/09 12:22 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

8 Comments

Sep. 5, 2009 | 2:43 PM The-Condor says:

I find that adding some freshly pepper'ed false rumors and some powdered simple touchy questions, adds alot of flavor.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 4:08 PM Lamar537 responds:

Hell yeah, I should add that.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 3:04 PM Zombiffix says:

Thanks for the overkill on spam on Majorpwnage's page. It's always nice to have a fan

Sep. 6, 2009 | 4:08 PM Lamar537 responds:

Haha, only for you my friend. :P

Sep. 6, 2009 | 11:32 PM Zombiffix says:

$1000 would be nice :P

But no I'm good

Sep. 6, 2009 | 11:41 PM Zombiffix says:

Actually if you could re-scout me since Egoraptor's account being hacked messed up the art portal, that'd be awesome.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 11:59 PM Lamar537 responds:

Alright.

Sep. 7, 2009 | 4:56 PM Zombiffix says:

Mr. Happyface on NG stole it. The only true Mr. Happy Face is on Youtube and it's by Secretagentbob. If you check out his NG profile it will show that he hasn't uploaded it here yet.

Oct. 7, 2009 | 9:23 PM Jesuslizard says:

I went to a party at the local county jail
All the cons were dancing and the band began to wail
But the guys were indiscreet
They were brawling in the street
At the local dance at the local county jail
Well the band were playing
And the booze began to flow
But the sound came over on the police car radio
Down at precinct 49
Having a tear-gas of a time
Sergeant baker got a call from the governor of the county jail
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
I love to hear those convicts squeal
Its a shame these slugs aint real
But we cant have dancin at the local county jail
Sergeant baker and his men made a bee-line for the jail
And for miles around
You could hear the sirens wail
Theres a rumor goin round death row
That a fuse is gonna blow
At the local hop at the local county jail
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
Sergeant baker started talkin
With a bullhorn in his hand
He was cool, he was clear
He was always in command
He said blood will flow;
Here padre
Padre you talk to your boys...
Trust in me -
God will come to set you free
Well we dont understand
Why you called in the national guard
When uncle sam is the one
Who belongs in the exercise yard
We all got balls and brains
But somes got balls and chains
At the local dance at the local county jail
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
Is it really such a crime
For a guy to spend his time
At the local dance at the local county jail
At the local dance at the local county jail
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do